Not your typical origin story. Chris spent his teen years as an awkward, timid nerd. He went to college for computer science and, after being bitten by a radioactive website, began to exhibit agility and proportionate programming strength.
He's been slinging code for the web since the late '90s. Currently, he is juggling the delicate balance of his dual life as a mild-mannered adult and friendly neighborhood programmer, always mindful that with great power comes great responsibility.